ibev:

my league oc, her lore is somethingsomething seduces men somethingsomething look how hot she is let me just make sure her boobs are pushed out by her thrusting her chest forward because thats hot for some reason

her alt skin is kinda the same only shes blue or something

she only knows how to make this one face with her mouth just slightly open, its a horrifying defect from something magic something, also she appears to have been born with makeup on? as u can see her lore has many mysteries to uncover, like i wonder if its uncomfortable to pull hairs that long out of her buttcrack

thank u i hope u like her

johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats